i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
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HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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