its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
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Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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