I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
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i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
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he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
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