I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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