yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
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Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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