I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
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Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
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How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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