the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
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video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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