This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
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Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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