Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
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I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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