bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
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The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
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I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
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