Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
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My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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