when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
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if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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