I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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