I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
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I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
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It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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