But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
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They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
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My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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