We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Randomize