i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
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You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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