I wanna bring you to show and tell
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
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So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
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Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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