I think im going to throw up on grandma
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
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there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
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Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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