How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
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so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
organizing the empties. That sober.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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