I'm really into asian looking animals
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
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In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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