Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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