"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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