Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
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