your parents love me but you hate me
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
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His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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