She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
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Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
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I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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