your thong is hanging out like whoa
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
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You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
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My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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