i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I think I am morally bankrupt
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
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it glows. i had to have it.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I just want nice things and good sex
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So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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