Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
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Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
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The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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