Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
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I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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