Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
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Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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