no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
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I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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