she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
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I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
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His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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