No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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