she looked like the before picture.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
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Did we literally take a cab across the street
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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