She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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