I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Randomize