dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
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My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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