bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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