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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
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Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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