Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
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just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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