i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
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I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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