we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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