I'm drive I can fine osifer
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
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Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
My feet surprised me
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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