one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
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i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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