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garbage dick
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you win
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
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I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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