Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
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i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I just forgot I was standing up.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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