apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
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Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I am one with the molecules
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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