you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
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Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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