it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
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Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
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The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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